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A mission: Travel to Dunedin, fix my visa, and get an IRD number. Or: Why am I putting in effort to register to pay taxes? PART 1

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Part 1

I got a new job! Within two weeks of landing in New Zealand one of my new friends put up a post on their facebook wall asking if anyone was looking for a short-term job – 2 weeks working at a liquor store helping uncrate product in prep for the holidays. Well… I didn’t really have anything better to do, and since I was already looking for a job I figured I may as well earn some money while looking. We chatted, I interviewed, and the guy offered me a position.

Ed Note: Holy crap New Zealand has excellent wages – over $13 as the lowest you can be paid. Downside though… taxes are a bitch. Upside though… Healthcare is free.

However, once Paul (the manager) and I started talking about what he needed from me, I found out that I needed a special IRD number… the equivalent of a Social Security number back in the states, from what I can tell. And IRD number is your personal tax number, and it proves that you’re paying into the national tax if you’re actually working in the country. Not that you need to be in order to receive benefits like healthcare or anything, but it seems to be quite key if you plan on earning money the legit way. And so I started in on a quest to get myself an IRD number.

I did my basic online research first, and found out that I needed two forms of ID – a passport with a valid working visa, and a photo ID. The ID I was good on, thanks to my US drivers license, but the passport… that would be tough. And so I looked into getting the visa actually transferred over to my new passport (See story about getting into NZ), and found out that my two options were to mail it to the Christchurch office, or to drive down to the closest real office in Dunedin. See.. the earthquake leveled the Christchurch office, so it would take between 3 and 4 weeks for them to get the passport back to me. 3-4 weeks that I wouldn’t have any valid form of ID, which means no going to bars. Nope, screw that. Driving time.

I asked around and found someone who sort of knew the area and who was interested in coming along – a girl named Carla that I had met through friends a few weeks back. It was perfect, actually, since she was effectively a newcomer to this area of New Zealand as well… she grew up in a city at the very base of the south island, and just returned from a year abroad living in Japan. So with many topics of conversation (and two fully charged iPods) we set up our directions, double checked the gear we needed, and hit the open road southbound.

Carla and I trucked our way southward steadily and relentlessly, taking pictures and chatting as the miles wore on. The drive wasn’t as perfectly picturesque as the drive Mike and I had taken up to Takaka, but it was still the bucolic landscape that I had started to expect from New Zealand. We chatted about this and that, traveling and kendo (turns out she’s a ranked black belt, yay for a sparring partner!) and general life, the universe, and everything. We stopped in at a town called Timaru for a quick lunch of pizza and Chinese, picked me up a massive bottle of Mountain Dew for the road, and continued trucking onwards.

The rest of the ride went the same as the first half, though we did see a few really cool Cairns on the hills off the side of the road, and soon enough we were pulling into Dunedin. First things first, we drove around a bit trying to find the right street, but once we did we locked down the car and ran into the immigration office, getting to the door just 15min before they closed. Or… 15 before they USED to close. Turned out that they had changed hours in the last month or two, and the hours that I had been given at Immigration in Aukland was off by an hour – instead of closing at 4:00, they shut their doors at 3:00 now. Damn.

Fortunately Carla knew the city pretty well, so we parked the car in one of the public lots and then started walking around the city trying to decide what to do with ourselves. First order of business was to figure out where we were and where everything else was – a task made quite simple by New Zealand policy of helpfulness. We walked into one of the visitors centers, called “i-Sites”, got ourselves a map and got a few reviews on “backpackers” in the area… the equivalent of a Hostel in South America or Europe. We walked around and visited a few of the backpackers before finally choosing one for the night, a pretty solid place called “On Top backpackers”, since it was located right on top of a pool hall. After check in and looking through our rooms we wandered into the city, starting our tour with a Chinese Scholars garden.

And, I have to admit it, that garden was one of the best places I’ve been. Ever. As soon as I started walking through I knew that I wanted one, and it became a life goal of mine to have one built. See… these gardens were designed for a scholar, philosopher, or ruler to walk around and focus themselves, exploring the garden and loosing themselves in the myriad pathways the lead through the space. The idea seemed to be the unexpected, where paths opened up and terminated when you least expected it, and there was no singular way to “correctly” walk through the area. My favorite part was the amount of perfect little meditation spots; areas where one can overlook the entirety of the garden and just reflect upon the nature of the area. (Ed note: Yes, I am fully aware that I sound like a 13 year old boy after meeting his first “true love”. I don’t care. I am infatuated with this garden and its honestly one of the coolest spaces I’ve ever been in.) For one last piece of awesomeness before we moved on Carla and I stopped into the puzzle room for a quick spot of brain teasing… and I have to admit that I layed out a rather epic smackdown to the puzzle that I chose; It was one of those “make this cool shape out of all of these pieces of wood with notches cut into them”, and I was able to get it together pretty quick… though I’ll admit that undoing it afterward was a pretty impressive challenge as well.

After the garden we went onto the town for some R&R and dinner, finding ourselves making a tough decision between an amazing looking gourmet burger joint and a really cool traditional sushi restaurant. In the end we kept our nights theme oriental and took in the sushi… mostly for the deliciousness, but partially because Carla actually knew what to order there, and could tell me all about the cultural aspects of the food thanks to her stay in Japan. The restaurant was cool and the food was spectacular, although I admit that the service left a bit to be desired… the waitress didn’t speak English (or Japanese, annoyingly), and wasn’t really sure what order to bring our food out in – Carla got her soup first, followed our drinks and my main meal, followed by her main meal, and finished up with the appetizer that we ordered for the two of us. Interesting… but acceptable, since it was so delicious.

After eating, paying, and wandering for a bit we headed back to the Backpackers for the night, planning on taking a quick nap and then playing some pool in the hall downstairs. The nap went quick for Carla, a bit longer for me, but the pool never materialized, thanks to some folks hanging out in the common area watching the Hangover 2. We stayed up ’till about eleven watching the movie, and by the time we headed downstairs the pool hall had already closed. Thats right… a pool hall in a university city closed at 11:00. Seriously… WTF. Double-Ewe. Tee. Eff. Mate. So back to the room we went, and fell asleep pretty quickly, aiming to be awake early as sin to make sure that I got to the Passport office right as they opened.

A few days at Hangdog – a simple draft

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Writing this up is taking me forever, so here’s a draft version to tide you loyal readers over 🙂

 

This post just contains the camping that I did at the Hangdog camp near Paynes Ford in New Zealand, and not the whole story of my stay there. See the other two posts in this series for the rest of the details – “Driving to and from Takaka” and “Climbing at Paynes Ford”

Nov 26th

Time spent out of doors (no car, tent, etc…) = 6 hrs

  • Get up pretty late and have some brekky
  • head out to get the car
  • Pack up, check gear, hit the road
  • Damn but New Zealand is pretty…
  • Lunch at the coffee shop – Mochachino and “chips”, AKA “French Fries”
  • Lots of fun driving… lots of switchbacks and hairpin turns
  • Arrive
  • Set up tent, realize we only have one… “We’re getting cozy tonight!”
  • Make us some dinner… why isn’t the stove working? I think its ’cause the fuel isn’t burning hot enough, since the burner isn’t holding pure
  • Finally finish dinner on the semi-working stove, eat amazing pasta and chicken
  • Chill & eat by fire – learn that yes, the fuel does burn too cool. Lots of folks have that problem
  • Drink and relax, trading stories about everything
  • Pull out the big guns, pour everyone a glass of scotch, and do a toast to Sam with lots of people
  • DAMN but thats some fine scotch
  • Sleep outside

 

Nov 27th

Time spent out of doors (no car, tent, etc…) = 20+ hrs

Time spent barefoot = 24 hrs

  • Wake up & its still dark… screw that I’m going back to sleep
  • Wake up for real, eat some cereal and have hot coffee with Mike
  • Chat with folks, meet a few random folks, meet Henry (short for Henrietta), a really cool woman who plans to meet up with us later on
  • Pack up gear and some food
  • Walk to the climbs, get shit together, rack up, and start up
  • Henry gets here, then Johaan joins up too, and the four of us start rocking it
  • Climbs:
  • Get back to camp, write & read and eat beans and relax for a bit.
  • Get annoyed with Methyl fuel and head into town to get some white-gas
  • no white-gas, so we get Kerosine instead
  • get back, cook dinner (yay fuel that works), relax with Henry and Johaan
  • shoot the shit for a while with Henry and Johaan, then move over to the fire
  • chill by the fire for a bit telling stories and drinking scotch
  • Sleep in tent

 

Nov 28th

Time spent out of doors (no car, tent, etc…) = 20+ hrs

  • Wake up a few times, don’t really feel like getting out of the sleeping bag since its raining
  • Have some breakfast of bread & cheese & apple & drink
  • Chill & read for a bit, then head out for an adventure
  • Drive around and explore
    • Long pretty views
    • Rain
    • Waterfalls
    • skipping stones
    • Lunch @ Dangerous Cafe – Pizza!
  • Climbing!
  • Head back, since its starting to get late and we’re hungry
  • Hit the store to grab beef and bread
  • Chill with Hannah and Jess for a bit, clean up my stove and relax
  • Cook up some awesome chili while chatting with Tanya, a climber who just set up her tent next to ours
  • Chili… so good! Yet so dangerous if you drop it on your lap…
  • Eat up, chat with Johaan and Rikke for a bit, then head over to the fire since Tanya is sleeping nearby (pro-tip: Mosquitos can sneak into cars. You are not safe)
  • Fire time! Porn mags, swede’s are perverts, lots of fun
  • sleep outside, SO GOOD! Also of note: Swedish girls are loud. When along in a tent. Aww yeah.

 

Nov 29th

Time spent out of doors (no car, tent, etc…) = 20+ hrs

  • Sleep outside, but get into the tent around six ’cause its raining
  • Wake up around 9:30 to Johaan kicking the tent in
  • TOAST! AND COFFEE!
  • Chat with Danny and Tanya (Canadian climbers who’re awesome)
  • Head to The Seawall with Johaan, Rikke, Hannah and Jess
  • CLIMBING!
  • Get back, say goodbyes to the girls
  • Cook ourselves up some awesome dinner of Spaghetti and meat sauce
  • NARM NARM NARM
  • Clean up, Mike takes a nap, chill and read for a bit
  • Lost Horse
  • Air Raid siren
  • Chilling by the fire and relaxing with Johaan and Rikke… the other people are boring as shit.
  • See quotes from the night-life

 

Nov 30th

Time spent out of doors (no car, tent, etc…) = 20+ hrs

  • slept outside, and dang it was cold. But ohh so excellent
  • Wake up when the birds mimic my alarm
  • wake up again when Johaan wakes me up
  • Up, coffee, breakfast of beans, get Mike moving… no luck.
  • Johaan and Rikke leave early
  • CLIMB!
  • pack up and head out
  • Meet Ana and Steffy who’re really cool / hot German chicks
  • Say our goodbyes to Johaan and Rikke
  • jet out

Climbing at Paynes Ford

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This post just contains the climbing that I did at Paynes Ford, New Zealand, and not the whole story of my stay there. See the other two posts in this series for the rest of the details – “Driving to and from Takaka” and “A few days at Hangdog”

**NOTE – this post has a gallery of images, but its located at the end of the post… mostly because said gallery is 105 pictures long.  WOO photography!**

Oh my lord the climbing here in Paynes Ford is amazing. It actually reminds me a lot of the New River Gorge, or possibly Rumney, thanks to the close proximity of an amazing climbing campground and tons and tons of epic sport climbing. There’s really no multi-pitch or trad climbing here, but the sport climbing ranges from 11’s to high 20’s and maybe a 30 or two. And the sport routes are quite interesting, to say the least.

First off – the rock. The rock in Paynes ford was a type of limestone that I hadn’t climbed on often, though it did remind me of the climbing that I did in California years ago when I went up with my buddy Big T. The rock was primarily a combination of horrid sloping holds and amazing huecos that provided amazingly placed “hallelujah holds” for when you needed a rest.

Second off – the ratings. New Zealand uses the Oceana system instead of the Yosemite Decimal System (YDS). This took me a bit of getting used to, but its honestly pretty simple and efficient, since it doesn’t have the sharp increase in difficulty that comes once you break the 5.10 wall. I did kind of appreciate the simplicity and framiliarity of the YDS, but I slowly got used to calling climbs by their appropriate difficulty.

(Link to conversion tables: http://www.mountaindays.net/articles/item/rock_climbing_grades_explained/#aus)

The Climbs themselves:

On the 27th Mike and I headed out early, planning on meeting up with a few people who we had met at the fire the night before; Henrietta, Johaan, and Rikke. Johaan and Rikke were a couple from Scandanavia, and Henry was an adventurer / wanderer who was passing through for a few days before taking up a new job watching one of the huts set up by the Department of Conservation. Mike and I busted up a few pretty solid warm-up climbs before Henry met up with us, and then we all started turning up the heat and laying out some rather impressive climbs. After a bit Johaan met up with us as well and we switched off into two smaller groups – Mike and I rocking out the lighter climbs and seconding some of Johaan’s climbs while Henry and Johaan lead up some rather impressively rough climbs. What we worked up are:

    • Easy 11 – fun with great hueco’s, was a really solid warm-up climb for us
    • Easy 12 – great holds again, but has an awesome slab portion at the end. Really a good introduction to Paynes Ford’s style of climbing; sloped holds and awesome pockets.
    • SWEET 18 – very, very burly start (overhanging) moves to good handholds, it moved out of the overhand and and ended with a fairly difficult slab section that required some impressive balancing work. I wouldn’t want to lead this.
    • good 14 – Simple, clean, and efficient; a great cool-down climb that had some interesting moves near the middle.
    • slab 17 – Damn but this reminds me of WhiteHorse. Two bolts for a 20+ meter climb, with a 10m run out at the end. Scary, hellishly scary, but awesome. I took two falls trying to leave the 2nd bolt, but finally make it up. After sweating and swearing at the rock.

On the 28th it was raining for most of the morning, so Mike and I headed into town and did some light adventuring around the area and beaches. The full story is later on in this series about Takaka. However, we did meet up with Johaan later on in the afternoon and headed back to the wall to get a few climbs in. See, one of the amazing things about New Zealand in the summer is that the daylight lasts forever. Literally past 9:00 at night most evenings, so even though we didn’t head to the wall until nearly 3:30, we definitely had more than enough daylight left for us. We checked the guidebook for some climbs that usually stay dry, packed up the rope and draws, and headed out.

The climbs that we found had a lot in common with the climbs from the day before, but they showcased another part of Paynes Ford; the fact that most of the bolts are horribly placed, at least from a safeties perspective. If we fell while trying to clip the second clip we’d likely hit the ground, and the first clip was 4+ meters high. Yeah, scary. But we stayed within our skill range and kept ourselves safe.

    • 15 – The first climb that we did in the area, this was a really fun and strange start that we had a bit of trouble with, and an even stranger center
    • 16 – A simple climb, to be honest. It was definitely fun though, and the beginning offered a rather nice challenge for footing.
    • 22 – A very hard climb that we each tried once or twice before giving up. We didn’t lead it, just used a top-rope that I had set up on the previous climb.
    • 18 – Wow. I honestly don’t know how to describe this climb, besides hard, tiring, and amazing. It’s one of my favorites at Paynes Ford because it starts out very arm-strengthy, and then moves out into a sort of crack climbing. I loved it, and got amazing views from the top of the climb.

The 29th was a very good day, even though we got an impressively late start. Mike and I hauled ourselves out of bed, drank down some jet fuel masquerading as coffee, toasted some bread and jumped in the car. Instead of climbing at the crag right by the camp we headed through town to meet Johaan, Rikke, and a pair of Swedish girls names Jess and Hanna that we had met the night before. We all met up at the sea-cliffs – a place much like Otter Cliffs in Acadia. We arrived just as Johaan arrived (he had gotten lost), so the six of us grabbed the ropes and tramped up the path to the climbs.

    • 16 – lead – A very solid starting climb, it was made up of a good number of sloping holds in the beginning, with the handholds slowly getting better as we moved upwards.
    • 18 – good lord the first bolt on this one was high… I top-roped it after Johaan climbed, and I am glad that I did. The climb defintiely was not an easy one, and the second bolt was nearly as tough as the first to get to. I didn’t take any falls past the beginning, but I had watched Johaan take a few as he lead it. Rough.
    • 17 – Lead – an easy 17, though it had just enough mind games to make sure it was a legit 17 and not anything lower. Though the head games only came from leading, so on top-rope I would probably have lowered the grade to a 16+.
    • 18 – This one was full of a good number of nice laybacks, though even with the good handholds it was a bit too thin for me to lead. I did enjoy it on top-rope quite a bit though.
    • 19?? – This is a climb that Jess made up herself, since it goes between a 16 and a 20, but isn’t really completely on either. It was definitely solid though, and had a good number of rather difficult sections
    • 21 – Tough. Very tough. Started with a tough overhang and moved into an Arete (where you climb the outside of the edge of a rectangle). It took a lot of strength out of me, pretty much my entire days worth. But man it was worth it.
    • 20 – Guardian Angel – Jess’s project, I could definitely see why it was a project though… I finished it last in order to clear gear from it and the two routes nearby, but it was a CHALLENGE. Like… 5 or 6 falls with rests. Tough. But really good; though I wouldn’t want to lead it anytime soon. Funny part about this climb though, was that some guy had come around and double-bolted it. As in every time there was a bolt… there was a second one right next to it. I guess its intended to have full anchors at each section?
    • Dangers of rapelling with long hair – I got my dreads caught in the ATC again after cleaning the gear of the last route.  Thankfully I’m used to it at this point, and had my Pruissic rope on me.  So I just locked it on, ascended a foot or two, and was fine.  And this is why everyone should have a spare cord on their harness.

The 30th… a sad day, to be honest, since it was out last day climbing with Johaan and Rikke, though Jess and Hanna left early in the morning. Instead of rocking out a full day though, I met up with Johaan and Rikke near “The Fortress”, a giant boulder with some of the tougher overhanding problems on it. We warmed up nearby on some pretty easy routes before tackling the main conquest of the day… a route that followed up the inside of The Fortress at a 20 degree overhanging angle, give or take.

    • 15 – lead – light, with a real sketchy part between the first and second bolt. I rocked it like it was going out of style though, as a really good warmup to…
    • 19 – seconding Johaan – <Howling noises!!!> Damn but this climb was amazing. On The Fortress, it was a huge overhanging jug-fest where you burl and haul and drag yourself upwards. Great climb all throughout, and I go a full bat-hang in off a knee-bar about halfway up to rest. (Ed note: a bat-hang is where you hold on to the rock while upside-down, using only your feet and legs. A Knee-Bar is when you use the pressure between your knee and toe to hold onto the rock)